From the Edge: Random Thought time Edition
15 06 2008
Let’s get right into it, you know the drill here …
- Watching Kobe Bryant, I think he’s frustrated by the mortals he walks with. He scowls at everyone, throws laser-passes no one can catch, and a generally miffed at one or all of his teammates. He should just fly off and join the Justice League, as this world is much too puny for him.
- Still can’t believe R. Kelly got off!
- Just saw Kobe kissing his wife and daughter at halftime. Still can’t believe he got off with that diamond ring!
- I was gonna say something about the Wii Fit, but changed my mind …
- I haven’t missed tomatoes …
- I HAVE missed $2.50/gal gas though … and who knew?
- Both Zohan and the Love Guru are creepy, pervy loons, and I doubt either make me laugh.
- But, at least the Zohan has Sandler. Myers is only funny lately when voicing big, green ogres.
- The Love Guru does have Jessica Alba, but since the whole baby/Cash Warren incident, she’s fallen a bit from the heights now claimed by Megan Fox and Jessica Lucas. She now dwells with second tier hotties like Eva Longoria and Jessica Biel… Yeah, I judge harshly.
- Crunchy peanut butter isn’t as bad as I remember it. But the whole peanut butter and jelly in the same jar? Ugh. I can’t see how I ever liked that…
- Even if Kobe left to join the Justice League, he’d still have to carry Tiger’s golf bag. Tiger has become like the time/space paradox; you can’t even begin to understand him EVEN when he’s standing right in front of you. He’s now simply a theory of greatness …
