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From the Edge: I’m BAAACCCKK!! edition

19 01 2009

Sorry for the long absence … to those who know, you feel me. So lemme ramble for a little while … cool?

- The Cardinals are in the Super Bowl???

- I put the total on fatalities in the Steelers/Ravens game at 5. The body count is still being tallied, but Willis MaGahee, may he rest in peace, took a killshot.

- Ira Glass, the voice of NPR’s “This American Life”, made me want to pledge to the radio station today … he called a woman whose friend “turned her in” … and put her on blast on the radio. Ira, my check is forthcoming … I think.

- If the Cardinals are now good, that leaves only Detroit, Cincinnati and Cleveland as perennial doormats … This shit has gotten serious, and WAY TOO CLOSE to home. Somebody round here need to win something in football. For real.

- Larry Fitzgerald is the best receiver in the league. Done. He’s like a more physical Jerry Rice. He can’t be stopped. I liked him out of Pitt, but as a Cardinal, well, that team killed offensive player’s careers. So to see him throttle the Eagles defense made me happy.

- Driving without a driver’s side window is just plain dumb! And I did it TWICE.

- Mr. Rourke died … but he was 127 so it’s okay.

- When Kirk or Spock die, no matter how old they are (and both are in their mid-70s) I’m going to wear a Star Trek uniform to work in honor of their lives. I promise. I’m nearly in tears just thinking about it. Shit …



The neverending orgasm

8 01 2009

You’ve been thinking of me.
I can feel the heaving of your chest,
the warmth of your lips
as if they were pressed against mine,
the sensation of arousal, so close, so vivid,
a kaleidoscope of sexual energy.
Yes, I’ve been on your mind.
This I know without doubt.
You were imagining us
Someplace exotic,
With palm trees swaying in a light breeze
And birds we’ve never heard of
Singing a symphony of colors
A tapestry of the sublime.
We begin inside,
Clothes shed,
Inhibitions dropped,
Nothing but us here,
The hypnotic roar of the ocean
Is the soundscape of our scene.
Who knew a place this beautiful
Could ever be left to me and you?
We’ve just begun, but we’re already submerged,
Kissing deeply,
Touching each other in that way,
As we make our way onto the balcony,
No one can see us behind the brush,
Lush flowers illuminate the space around us,
Quiet moans are all that emanate …

You anticipate my tongue
On your pussy, and quiver in response,
I oblige your silent request, and wet your place
With saliva, your juices run down your inner thigh,
And I, reach around and play around the rim of your ass,
No breech, just a little exploration,
Before penetration,
Elation crosses your face as you come,
Deep and slow, the expression on your face shows
You need some of this dick,
It’s already slick, from thinking about fuckin you,
But before we do, you take it deep into your throat,
Massaging it with your lips,
Rolling your tongue around it as you caress my balls,
The trees blush from the sight of us,
Not caring who sees,
“Do you want more?”
“Baby, please!”
So, before you can make me come,
I stand and bend you over the railing,
Your beautiful brown breasts hang freely,
If you could see me thrusting deep into you,
My face, contorted with ecstacy and intensity,
Slowly at first, then hard and strong,
I’m giving it to you long,
Your titties do a dance of passion,
And my balls smack hard against your clit,
Ain’t nothing better than this shit right here!
It’s clear you wanna come again,
So go ahead, it ain’t gon end
Just because you do.
And then you do,
And I keep going,
The sounds echo off the walls,
Clit smackin against balls,
Until I can’t take it anymore
But before I explode you pull off
And suck down all my load,
Push me back on the floor,
And move your ass around for some more,
So I eat that juicy wet pussy like before,
Only I have a surprise for you,
As my dick pops up for round two,
Me and you, sweaty and sticky,
Then you ask, “Come on baby, just go on and dick me!”

When did it end?
I can’t be certain, but my mouth is dry
and evidence of something
uniquely nasty is all over the place:
Towels, crunchy and crumpled lay
Everywhere from the bedroom to the railing,
An empty bottle of pino lays in the hot tub
(Did we ever get in there?)
And half-eaten strawberries are strewn
Cross the bed, some smashed,
Some stuck to my chest and back.
I look over at you,
And I know it went down,
Your mouth is half open,
And there’s a cum stain on your neck.
Your panties are nowhere to be found,
And like me, you have strawberries stuck to you,
And some down between your legs even.
At that thought, my dick gets hard,
Rock hard,
So I roll you over …