ChillSpot Online: Our Art is Life

You know the drill, just my random musings … here we go!

Kiss Ass, Cop!
The cop who harassed NFL player Ryan Moats and his family knew he was on camera and STILL acted like an ass. No forgiving that. His mother-in-law is still dead, and you’re grabbing your own balls as the authority?!?! Kiss ass fool, and pay the price.

Um, your face?
Lil Kim, currently strutting on Dancing with The Stars, looks a lot different than she did in her Junior Mafia days. The weight she picked up in jail didn’t help, but there’s just something not quite right around her forehead and cheeks, eh? In one of her naughtiest lyrics, she once bragged she could “make a Sprite Can disappear in my mouth.” All imagery aside, it’d likely be an improvement over her look now…

(Sidebar: you think Sprite was pleased or upset that their name was used in such a way? Did they pay her for the product placement spot?)

Like he never left
Tiger Woods won his first tournament since returning from a serious knew injury at Bay Hill, hitting a 15 foot putt to seal the deal. The only problem with Tiger? He and caddy Steve Williams STILL give the most awkward high-fives around, even though they’ve had plenty of practice. You think they’d try it a couple times in real life? I’m not saying coreograph it like Lebron’s pregame photo routine, but at least enough times so they can actually SLAP HANDS firmly! No one has likely told Tiger this, or else, with his competitive vigor, he’d have them doing a six-piece brohand-shake, with the reverse foot kick like Kid-n-Play…

To my 6 readers: I am indeed alive and well. I will return shortly with more ridiculous crap and poems you may gag on while trying to read.

In honor of the phenom that just won’t die … I titled this post in honor of the Octomom … aka Lips, aka Broke Ass Baby Vessel, aka Welfare Diva, aka Symbol of Things Wrong in this Country, aka Reason No. 1 to support forced sterilization - Nadya Suleman. Let the torching begin!

- Heard Rihanna got back with Chris “New Ike” Brown. Because getting your ass beat and left on the curb in a random part of town isn’t a good enough reason to leave him.

- Remember when Dr. Phil was respectable? Even Oprah backed him up? Now? He’s little more than a fatheaded windbag, huffing indignant at people who are too guilt-ridden to defend themselves and secretly feel they deserve to be berated by the pompous folksy asswipe.

- A former channel 9 (cincinnati) reporter just got released from prison after serving 5 years for sex with minors. Okay, disgusting and reprehensible but not weird. Until you read that he misled these boys into sex by posing as a FEMALE… Um … poor boys???

- They got snow in Atlanta. And it’s fun to them! Up here, we’re like Eskimos … we have multiple terms for the crap: blizzard, damn blizzard, fuckin blizzard, white death, and SHIT I can’t fuckin drive in this shit and I’m bout to hit the guardrail! etc …

- The Browns traded Kellen Winslow … and they’ll live to regret it … especially once Brady Quinn is carted off with a broken collarbone from being forced to take a hit instead of dumping it to a surehanded threat underneath.

- The Patriots gave Matt Cassel away for beads and trinkets … and they’ll never regret it, unless Tom Brady’s knee is more jello than steel …

- After much deliberation, I’ve decided to support A-Rod, the baseball player. He is not my role model, and not my hero. He’s simply a baseball player I enjoy watching. I grew up watching the Hulkster and Lex Luger, and they’re as fake as he is, but they get a pass, why? It’s entertainment, remember? Not life or death, maybe to the users, but not to me…. I hope he hasn’t shortened his life or anything, but then, that’s HIS choice, not mine.