From the Edge: Who Knows? Edition
29 03 2009You know the drill, just my random musings … here we go!
Kiss Ass, Cop!
The cop who harassed NFL player Ryan Moats and his family knew he was on camera and STILL acted like an ass. No forgiving that. His mother-in-law is still dead, and you’re grabbing your own balls as the authority?!?! Kiss ass fool, and pay the price.
Um, your face?
Lil Kim, currently strutting on Dancing with The Stars, looks a lot different than she did in her Junior Mafia days. The weight she picked up in jail didn’t help, but there’s just something not quite right around her forehead and cheeks, eh? In one of her naughtiest lyrics, she once bragged she could “make a Sprite Can disappear in my mouth.” All imagery aside, it’d likely be an improvement over her look now…
(Sidebar: you think Sprite was pleased or upset that their name was used in such a way? Did they pay her for the product placement spot?)
Like he never left
Tiger Woods won his first tournament since returning from a serious knew injury at Bay Hill, hitting a 15 foot putt to seal the deal. The only problem with Tiger? He and caddy Steve Williams STILL give the most awkward high-fives around, even though they’ve had plenty of practice. You think they’d try it a couple times in real life? I’m not saying coreograph it like Lebron’s pregame photo routine, but at least enough times so they can actually SLAP HANDS firmly! No one has likely told Tiger this, or else, with his competitive vigor, he’d have them doing a six-piece brohand-shake, with the reverse foot kick like Kid-n-Play…
