Evolutions: The Planet eater
10 05 2009Look. I know this little series has been all O network and shit, all women all the time, but I got shit on my mind too, and Spike TV won’t quite get it. I thought I’d submit this so that someone out there might learn from it, or be inspired in some way by it. Well, naw, that’s bullshit. Really, this is my confession, except that I’m bragging, so I guess I’m not really repenting, but moreso acknowledging the abomination within me, in hopes that putting the words into space will calm it a little…
I devour women. Not in the Dalmer sort of way, but more in the psychological Hannibal Lecter (okay so maybe that’s not a great example?) sense. It’s like they WANT to be ruled by me. So I let em walk off their own cliffs. This is not without backlash … sometimes they awaken and are a little pissed about how they played themselves, and then they come at me. It takes more energy to contain their misplaced rage than it ever did to attain their weak minds in the first place.
So basically, I’m tryin to change my diet. I’d like to slow down and chew my food, and actually appreciate the care that went into making it. If that means I eat less, then fine … cause I’m damn tired of indigestion…
